Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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