- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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