- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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