- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

knock knock go away

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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