yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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