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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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