- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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