A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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