What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Women's Rights

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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