Theres an app for the iPhone.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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the WNBA

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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