- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Women's Rights

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

I will create more jobs for americans

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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