- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

I was once a hamster.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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