Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

i hate non minorities!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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