- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

black people

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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