I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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