- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

The child was fired from his job.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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