Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Justin Bieber.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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