How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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womens rights

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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