Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Justin Bieber.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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