why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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