- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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