- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

what's worse then a blowjob?

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