- Anti Joke

Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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