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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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