Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Mooses

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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