- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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