Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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