800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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