- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

White NBA players.

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