What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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kennah campion when she talks

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Racial equality.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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