- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Your Mom

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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