- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Thats what she said

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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