- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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