A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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