- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Your life

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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