Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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No soup for you!

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what's up? my penis.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Raveena Thandhan

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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