Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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