Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

haha Otarts was here

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

White men's rights

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