- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

The truth is he loves her!!

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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