What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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