Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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