What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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