Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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