What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Smeg...

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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