What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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david poredos

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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