What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

hashtags suck balls

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

You idiot.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A miserable man committed suicide.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

8===D

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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