What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Diarrhea

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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