Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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