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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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