How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

hashtags suck balls

You idiot.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why didn't he finish his

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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