What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Who is John Galt?

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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ur mum

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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