- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Who wants water? I do.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

it was all Tagart

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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