what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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