why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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roy g biv

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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dead dibbs

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A whole 'nother.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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