- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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