- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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