Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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