- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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