So these two girls have a cup .

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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