- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

poop.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike