- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Racial Equality

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Your mother just died.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

hi mom

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