96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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