- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

TIMMY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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