- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Swag.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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