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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Knock, Knock Come in

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why can't jokes spit?

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.