An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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SBB

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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