Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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The Big Band Theory

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Justin beiber's penis

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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