- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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