if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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I hate blackniggers

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Anti Joke

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