- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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