- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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