Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's brown and sticky A stick

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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