- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Good afternoon.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother