- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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