Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do I hate? people

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

The FCC

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Who wants $300? Me too.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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