What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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