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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

whats black and strange a paki

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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