- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Justin's life

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Mogok Papiti.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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