Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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obama

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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