A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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