- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did Washington say to California? WC

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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