A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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