- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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