- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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