What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I once did something.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Irish sobriety

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Pickles are powerful

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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