- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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