What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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