Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Do u take sugar?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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