- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Who wants water? I do.