why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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