What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Llamaworm

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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