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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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