- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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