- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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