what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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