A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Once upon a time

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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