3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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dyslexic's Untie

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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