A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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The Qur'an

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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are you gay does your mom know

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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PENIS

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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