- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Ily bae

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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