- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Chris is hairy

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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