Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Justin with a hat.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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