Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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