- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Chris is hairy

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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