What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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