How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Kevin and Ramin

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women's rights

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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No soap radio

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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