Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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