- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Kevin and Ramin

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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