- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

women's rights

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Kevin and Ramin

No soap radio

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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