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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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