- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

homosexuals are gay

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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