What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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i saw amango it splootered

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