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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

whats your budget like? a budget.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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