Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man penetrates another man.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Anti Joke

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