What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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