Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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