Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Penis

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

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