- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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