nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How old are you? 7

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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