why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Women's rights.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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