- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Democracy.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Women's professional sports

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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