what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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