- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

I C U P White stuff

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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