- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Blacks

Your mom.

Wolfjob.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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