What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Where's my baby??

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's your guys names?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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