- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Kameron Brown is gay.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

hashtags suck balls

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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