- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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