- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A paralysed man falls over.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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