- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Immigration Laws

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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