- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Where's my baby??

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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