- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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