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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Your big dick.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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