yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

How high is the sky? True or False

You just read this ..

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

vitamin c

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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