What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

women's rights

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

read me write me

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Fine, ladies first.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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