- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Its behind you like if you looked behind

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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