What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your sex life.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

thumb_up thumb_down -16

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops