- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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