a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Gus's mom

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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knock knock who's there ?

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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