- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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