- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Barack Obama

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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