- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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