3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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black people

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Anti Joke

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