Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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