who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Penis

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Bob Saget that is all

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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