- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

sky's sty

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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