- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

mikey is cute

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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