A muslim walks into a gun shop

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

If you're happy and you know it get a life

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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