- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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