- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

The duck didn't cross the road.

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