- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls Lacrosse.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A pope meets another one

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What is older than history?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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