How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Vaginal secretions

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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