- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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