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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

whats black? the colour

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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