- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

ask me if i am a tree. no.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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