- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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