- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

poopy is poopy

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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