one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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were you expecting a joke

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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People with cancer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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