What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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